Hia i am Director Skittish and i am the most skittish person alive...I'm probably more skittish than your cat. ( admit it you either have one or want one) therefore if you really wanted too you could call me director Kittish (bad pun...just shush) I post anything and everything and my key words are "if your blog isn't weird, you doing something wrong" so just remember that :) feel free to send me asks or even follow me. Everything Impossible Have fun on this thing that I call a blog :D
Run away, run away,
please don’t stay,
Monsters mm
Run away, run away, run away,
I beg you please don’t stay,
The monsters inside my eyes,
Hidden within all my lies.
omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

daily-asgardian-news:

I’m not even sorry for making this


fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

(Source: sixsteen)


foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

image


*Accepts fact that crush doesn’t like me* *slowly moves on*

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

Why I call guys trash bags.

truerusher:

director-skittish:

truerusher:

director-skittish:

We throw away trash in a bag. When the garbage is full we put it out by the road. The garbage people pick the garbage up in a big vehicle that lets pollutants into the air. Meanwhile, the atmosphere is like etching away due to greenhouse gasses. Then, the trash bag gets buried under a huge pile of…

Okay Jaggle don’t hate on all guys or will assume you are gay for beb

Lol nah im straight girl. Not all guys are trash bags but you see why I would call some of them that. Like guys that call girls bad names.

And guys that compare girls to their exes

And guys that decide to look like ed SHEERAN after you move away from them.